They remove all attachments.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
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Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
They send them through the Wash.
Let Meowt!!!!
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Because he was in de-Nile
20 Watts
When there's a stamp on it.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
A Pair-a-ducks.
The iceeu
Bison.
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
In bytes
PayPal
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
By moss code.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A cub reporter.
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Ban-she ban-she!
Cupigs!
A Snapping Turtle
By bee-mail.
By Bony Express.
Bison
They get sent to the pen.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
By ski-mail.
Send him to polytechnic!
By hare (air) mail.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
He had no attachments.
He was caught rustling.
By hare mail!
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
She was always using fowl language.
Send them to barber school.
She had an outstanding balance.
By Norse code!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because the stakes would be too high.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
On the Inkernet.
To do long sentences!
Wire haired terriers!!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Because the lime was engaged.
For persistent fowl play!
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Cardiac arrest.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
Mule-tide greetings.
On the sprin-ternet.
It was the only way he could send it.
A Hyundai.
With no attachments.
Lamp post
It doesn't need cleaning.
Because he was resisting a rest.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Heir mail
Black mail!
They'd rather give each other a ring.
He was sent to the udder side
By sea-mail.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Send.
By pedigree-mail.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Haremail.
Laika boss.
Cross mouse cards!
Anchor Management
The first herd shot round the world!
A Tuna Chi-Cannery
Capital letters.
Because you always heart the one you love.
By tree mail!
By referee-mail.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
The planes were stalin.
Because he was Snow'den.
By spaghett-e-mail!
It's a parent.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
E-t.
It logs on.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.