They remove all attachments.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
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Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
They send them through the Wash.
Let Meowt!!!!
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Because he was in de-Nile
20 Watts
Because they didn't Lajka.
When there's a stamp on it.
A CAIR package.
He was convicted of crepe.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
A Pair-a-ducks.
The iceeu
Bison.
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
In bytes
PayPal
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
By moss code.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A cub reporter.
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Ban-she ban-she!
Cupigs!
A Snapping Turtle
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
By bee-mail.
By Bony Express.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Bison
They get sent to the pen.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
By ski-mail.
Send him to polytechnic!
By hare (air) mail.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
He had no attachments.
He was caught rustling.
By hare mail!
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!
It was a child predator.
She was always using fowl language.
Send them to barber school.
She had an outstanding balance.
By Norse code!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because the stakes would be too high.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
The Moolag
On the Inkernet.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
To do long sentences!
Wire haired terriers!!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Because the lime was engaged.
For persistent fowl play!
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Cardiac arrest.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Mule-tide greetings.
On the sprin-ternet.
It was the only way he could send it.
A Hyundai.
With no attachments.
Lamp post
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
It doesn't need cleaning.
Because he was resisting a rest.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Heir mail
Black mail!
They'd rather give each other a ring.
He was sent to the udder side
By sea-mail.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Send.
By predigree-mail.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Haremail.
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
Laika boss.
Cross mouse cards!
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Anchor Management
Chernobyl fallout
Because Chernobyl fallout
He can't go left
A maid man.
Removed
He farts.
Transparence!
Parents
Watts.
Your mom!
Their hips.
Dictator Tots
Copper Nitrate.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
