Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.