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Attachment Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

E Jokes More E Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y