Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!