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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.