Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.