Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!