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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.