Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.