Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest