Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Hungarian Jokes More Hungarian Jokes

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich