Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.