Crucify Jokes

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Resurrect Jokes More Resurrect Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic