Nailed it
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So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Holy
Crucified.
He gets a little cross.
They crucified the carpenter.
Nailed it!
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
He was cross.
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
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He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because his stool so hard!
Jesus
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Udderly useless.
They're Putin up with it.
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
A loveless marriage.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
You will get burned, you idiot.
Im Stoned
You get stoned.
A Christler.
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.