Crucify Jokes

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.