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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.