What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.