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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.