What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.