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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'