What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.