What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!