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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.