What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure