Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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I want you inside me

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Rock

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Rock and Roll.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll