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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.