Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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