Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!