Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.