Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!