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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.