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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad