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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King