Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.