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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station