Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way