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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station