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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way