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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What's a mouse's favourite record?

Please cheese me!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!