Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem