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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!