Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.