Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon