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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks