Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.