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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.