What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +