What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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My pop is bigger than your pop.

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Baking Soda

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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It was going too fast for her to get on.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.