What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +