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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..