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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.