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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.