How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.