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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy