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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Chewy Jokes More Chewy Jokes

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy