Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".