Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor