Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.