Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What has a bottom at its top?

My life (..)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*