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Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!