Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.