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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.