What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.