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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*