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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".