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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending