Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.