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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.