Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism