Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism