Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.