What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!