What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!