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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.