What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox