What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!