What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.