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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!