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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!