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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.