Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!