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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.