Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff (I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!