Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Who's there! Adeline! Adeline who?

Adeline extra to the letter!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!