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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!