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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.