What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Previous Random Joke Next

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!