What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!