What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!