What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.