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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.