What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.