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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.