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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!