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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!