What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.