What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!