What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety