Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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He was running on fumes.

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Owens can finish a race.

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Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.