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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.