Why did the skull win 1st place in the ...

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Who would win?

Everyone

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.