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How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.