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How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted