How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!