How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!