How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.