What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!