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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!