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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Current events.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Who races the most?

The rasit!

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!