What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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A **decaf**alon

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE