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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.