What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE