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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.