Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire