Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire