Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.