Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.