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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire