Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.