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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.