Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."