Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.