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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.