Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.