Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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A cab.

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What's that noise?

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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We're walking four abreast.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...