Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)