He was trying to save Krypton
Polo
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Superman's powers are all natural.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
He used a krypton-currency.
Undy-terd.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
The krypton-knight.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
SCAR-L
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Man.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
They both paralyze Superman
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A Clark.
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A Super Bowl
Dad Jokes.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Because he has a LED-TV.
OC) He already has supervision.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Not Yeti
They pay their debts on time.
A DOH-berman!
Mosqui-toes
Durashells
Spudify.
Because they always take things, literally.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Soup
Won-ton soup.
Get in the car
Because Christian Baled
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
