He was trying to save Krypton
Polo
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
He used a krypton-currency.
Undy-terd.
The krypton-knight.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Man.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A Clark.
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A Super Bowl
Dad Jokes.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Because he has a LED-TV.
OC) He already has supervision.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Wom
Nascar.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
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They shoot first and ask questions later.
Play the national anthem
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Cause all their pants are half-off
He was too far out, man.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
They are just OFF-full
I woke up exhausted!
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
Coal'd.
