He was trying to save Krypton
Polo
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Superman's powers are all natural.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
He used a krypton-currency.
Undy-terd.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
The krypton-knight.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
SCAR-L
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Man.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
They both paralyze Superman
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A Clark.
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A Super Bowl
Dad Jokes.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Her: I did
Because he has a LED-TV.
OC) He already has supervision.
Because he is a Supperhero.
They barium.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
Russell
To draw the curtains!
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Apart from the Spelling?
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Because he was always spotted.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
He had served his sentence.
Would you pull that crap with a net?
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
