He was trying to save Krypton
Polo
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Superman's powers are all natural.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
He used a krypton-currency.
Undy-terd.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
The krypton-knight.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
SCAR-L
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Man.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
They both paralyze Superman
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A Clark.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A Super Bowl
Dad Jokes.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Her: I did
Because he has a LED-TV.
OC) He already has supervision.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Desuball
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He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A one-hour facial.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Just ice
Batman.
Noble rocks
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Car Keys
