He was trying to save Krypton
Polo
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Superman's powers are all natural.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
He used a krypton-currency.
Undy-terd.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
The krypton-knight.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
SCAR-L
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Man.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
They both paralyze Superman
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A Clark.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A Super Bowl
Dad Jokes.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Her: I did
Because he has a LED-TV.
OC) He already has supervision.
Because he is a Supperhero.
But then I think "What would I do without them "
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
Sue.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
A Boston Marathon.
A 3 legged cow
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
He was too far out, man.
There both just honestly happy to finish
High queue-ality.
