He was trying to save Krypton
Polo
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Superman's powers are all natural.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
He used a krypton-currency.
Undy-terd.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
The krypton-knight.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
SCAR-L
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Man.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
They both paralyze Superman
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because he was in a wheelchair.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A Clark.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
Quark Kent.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A Super Bowl
Dad Jokes.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Her: I did
Because he has a LED-TV.
OC) He already has supervision.
Because he is a Supperhero.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Ball lightning
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Because white space matters.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A good Friday
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He was heading west.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
