Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)