Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.