Pun Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Because he kneeded a poo

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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Russel.

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Oxidants happen,

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You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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A 'fan'atic.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

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