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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*