How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

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Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.