How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!