How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.