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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!