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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!