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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's