What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho