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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.