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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.