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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)