What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Naughty Girl Jokes More Naughty Girl Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.