What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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A bee-have

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)