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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)