Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.