What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)