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Hypothermia Jokes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.