8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What do you call 8 rabbits?

A rabbyte

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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