Nice belt.
A Timbyte
Til infinity.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Because 8 nined 10.
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Prison food
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
With a magic 8-ball
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
8 a bit music.
One Nougat-Byte
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Because 7 10 11
Everything, given enough time
Because 7.. 8.. 9
They are both 8........
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Your in 8.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
Batman.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
A hobbyte.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Tim Tebow
Because 7,10,11!
Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
Because 7, 10, 11.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
An orbyte
The front row of a Country concert
The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
A garbage truck
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Because 7 always came first!!!
Def Leppard
Forever.
It's the Hemming way.
8-bitcoins
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Why's your belt so tight bruh
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Fred and George Weasley.
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
Because they're stuck between a 69.
A rabbyte
One rabbyte
Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Dyslexia
One hobbyte.
A) Rabbyte!
Envelope.
Cuba
Because 7 8 9
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Because 7 8 9!
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
They can only learn 4 moves.
For the Halibut.
Lightbulb.
A virus does something.
One of them has to water their vegetables
He didn't have a ruler!
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A-fish-in-sea.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Max
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
