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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.