What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.