What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK