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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.