What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.