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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?