What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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In tennis, love means nothing.