No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
M'genta
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Lentil next time.
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...