Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill