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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!