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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!