What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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In a casino, you really mean it.

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I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...