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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...