How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.