How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Tuber Jokes More Tuber Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.