How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.