How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.