How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.