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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

Tuber Jokes More Tuber Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.