A baked potato
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.
Culosis.
Spudnik
A prestidigitator tot!
A spec-tator!
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
An amputater
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because it was baked.
A Dictator
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Potato!
They're both duct-taters (sorry)
A friar? A chip monk?
An inner tuber.
A six pack and a potato
A potato.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Jacket Chan
A six-pack and a potato
A 6 pack and a potato.
A row-tater.
It's are all red and glossy.
A 6-pack and a potato.
Chip. Sorry.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)
Tuber-culosis
You have amazing eyes.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!
Because there are eyes everywhere!
No potatoes.
Idaho
A Hesi-tater
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Time
Anyone can mash potatoes
Because they find me more appealing.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
It booked a Tuber.
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
Potatoes
Because he was a potato!
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
Moussaka
With Google chromosome+
A Youtuber
A Dictator.
Both are red,except from the potato.
Because they are so filling.
T-A-T-E-R.
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Baby giraffes.
He was looking for Pooh.
Look out for the mice!
My life revolves around you!
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
You add 24 carrots.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
