Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.