Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.