Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Anyone can mash potatoes!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Anyone can mash potatoes
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Kermit's Finger.
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
It's Gonna Be Pee
Urea!
For disturbing the peas!
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
A kid who loves halalpenos
The flag is a big plus.
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Because he's a fun guy.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
You want some beef
Reservations.
They lost their reservations.