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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.