What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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A Christler

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.