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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.