What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.