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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..