What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.