Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!