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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally