Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.