Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.