Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.