Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally