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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.