How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai