What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.