What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.